Rich the Printer

I’ve named the apartment’s printer.

It’s name looks like Rich, but with a few other letters.

I think it’s the brand’s name.

Rich is a bit needy.

He is in want of

constant cuddling and

attention.

I’ve named the apartment’s printer.

His name is Rich.

You need to be nice to him.

Sometimes he needs to be turned off and then on.

Just a quick nap.

A reboot and then back to working properly.

I’ve named the apartment’s printer.

It bugs me when people don’t call him that.

Printers have feelings too.

duh.

His sixth sense is knowing when something’s due,

And you need to print.

He then refuses to work.

I’ve named the apartment’s printer.

It’s kinda like having a baby.

One that’s in charge of your grades,

and well being.